Archive for July, 2007

why i like top gear

Friday, July 27th, 2007

- Jeremy Clarkson complains about horse boxes being slow and in the way.

- Richard Hammond suggests stuffing more horses in them so they’re all nice and padded and won’t fall over and hurt themselves at higher speeds.

- James May wonders if horses might interlock if you put one in upside down.

- Someone from the audience suggests you should have two horses – one where you live, and one where you’re going – and not drive horse boxes in the first place.

- Everybody applauds.


Seriously, better stuff coming.