why i like top gear
Friday, July 27th, 2007- Jeremy Clarkson complains about horse boxes being slow and in the way.
- Richard Hammond suggests stuffing more horses in them so they’re all nice and padded and won’t fall over and hurt themselves at higher speeds.
- James May wonders if horses might interlock if you put one in upside down.
- Someone from the audience suggests you should have two horses – one where you live, and one where you’re going – and not drive horse boxes in the first place.
- Everybody applauds.
Seriously, better stuff coming.
